All Matchstick Cats Episodes To scroll and read the latest comics on one page, go here. To read all in chronological order (a courageous endeavour), start here then use the “next post” button at the bottom. “R” after an episode number indicates reduxed version. Vintage Matchstick Cats Reduxed: 001 to 01015 April 2004 Vintage Matchstick Cats Reduxed: 010 to 0201 May 2004 Vintage Matchstick Cats Reduxed: 021 to 03030 May 2004 Vintage Matchstick Cats Reduxed: 031 to 0361 June 2004 Vintage Matchstick Cats Reduxed: 037 to 0401 June 2004 Vintage Matchstick Cats Reduxed: 041 to 04914 August 2004 Vintage Matchstick Cats Reduxed: 050 to 05615 September 2004 Vintage Matchstick Cats Reduxed: 050 to 05615 September 2004 Vintage Matchstick Cats Reduxed: 057 to 05920 September 2004 061 R: I’m Voting for the Pink Panther (Vintage Matchstick Cats reduxed)20 September 2004 066 R: So I Says to Garfield22 September 2004 082 R: The Hat22 September 2004 075 R: Justin’s School of Etiquette13 October 2004 076 R: Off the Rails (Philip the Train Driver)13 October 2004 078 R: Flashback to a Flashback (Holiday Time)16 October 2004 079 R: Two Headed Cat26 October 2004 080 R: Something Not Right26 October 2004 081 R: Truth about Garfield28 October 2004 083 R: The Pet4 November 2004 084 R: Mother Teresa’s Fast Food Franchise9 November 2004 085 R: Philip gets poetic again11 November 2004 086 R: Trading Places16 November 2004 087 R: It’s becoming increasingly difficult to think of titles for these17 November 2004 088 R: Pride and Pussies22 November 2004 089 R: Turnips, Salmon etc23 November 2004 90 R and 91 R: The G’N’R Brand New Tracks Specials (Reduxed)25 November 2004 092 R: Cheshire Cat5 December 2004 0958 December 2004 09910 December 2004 09615 December 2004 094 R: Unscripted31 December 2004 098:31 December 2004 100:31 December 2004 101:1 January 2005 102:31 January 2005 103:31 January 2005 104:31 January 2005 105:31 January 2005 195: Linear Thirst24 September 2012 196: Waiting for Whodot25 September 2012 197: Psychic Food Detectives27 September 2012 198: Use Your Words27 September 2012 222: A Generic Christmas18 December 2012 223: Lightbulb Talk19 December 2012 224: Nonologue20 December 2012 225: Cleaning up Christmas20 December 2012 226: Shakespeare’s Filler21 December 2012 227: Just Ramping Up3 January 2013 228: Like I Said4 January 2013 229: Competing with Hillary Clinton4 January 2013 230: Clearing the Room7 January 2013 231: Philip’s Big Huge Revelation7 January 2013 232: Darwin Never Saw This Coming8 January 2013 233: Syphilis10 January 2013 234: Nelson Mandela’s Grammar10 January 2013 235: Conversing with Gandhi12 January 2013 Matchstick Cats 236: The Ventriloquists are Coming13 January 2013 237: Rhubarb16 January 2013 Matchstick Cats 238: An Australian Prime Minister18 January 2013 Matchstick Cats 239: The Confession20 January 2013 240: Shaving Tips for Hitler23 January 2013 241: Owls and Beetroot24 January 2013 242: Bad Blood24 January 2013 243: The Careers Advisor28 January 2013 244: Hyperbole28 January 2013 245: A Twitch in Time (Why cats Meow)29 January 2013 246: Prostitutes Day10 February 2013 247: Pope Benedict’s Bats12 February 2013 248: This is Science13 February 2013 249: The Namedropper15 February 2013 250: What to Eat on the Moon19 February 2013 251: Stealing from Adam and Eve20 February 2013 252: Shooting the breeze about Satanism and the pope.21 February 2013 253: Choosing the next Pope23 February 2013 254: This isn’t Doonesbury24 February 2013 255: The Stephen King Question24 February 2013 256: Putting the Pope Behind Us28 February 2013 257: Wellingtons4 March 2013 258: Word6 March 2013 259: Hugo Chavez / Twitter / Papal Career Planning6 March 2013 260: Camouflage7 March 2013 261: Point12 March 2013 262: A New Pope15 March 2013 263: St Patrick’s Day Special17 March 2013 264: Giraffes from Lidl19 March 2013 265: Snot a Bad Thing21 March 2013 266: Believing in Elmo30 March 2013 267: Fly on the Wall Television4 April 2013 268: How the Pope got Hacked6 April 2013 Matchstick Cats 269: North Korean Porn Wars6 April 2013 270: Margaret Thatcher and the Pussy Method9 April 2013 271: Disneyland Pyongyang11 April 2013 272: Adam Carolla’s Tricycle12 April 2013 273: Noah14 April 2013 274: Justin Bieber’s Decade15 April 2013 275: Boston Sensitivity18 April 2013 276: Your Brain on Ecstasy21 April 2013 277: Menstruation and the Elephant Man22 April 2013 278: The Caller29 April 2013 279: Stars5 May 2013 280: A Nation of Sheep5 May 2013 281: People who are Cats11 May 2013 282: The Cat who Punched Justin Bieber12 May 2013 283: Cross Media Promotion15 May 2013 284: Science ‘n’ Shit19 May 2013 285: Marc Maron’s Cats24 May 2013 286: Gandhi Style25 May 2013 287: Wet Fungus Cars25 May 2013 288: Inter-Species Marriage26 May 2013 289: Hannibal’s Tissues28 May 2013 290: Cowes2 June 2013 291: Justin Bieber’s Badgers6 June 2013 292: Evolution7 June 2013 293: Vacancy16 June 2013 294: Barack Obama’s *****22 June 2013 295: How Swear Words get Invented23 June 2013 301: Littering the Moon29 July 2013 302: Alas Philip and Justin31 July 2013 Matchstick Cats 303: The Stephen King Theory of Evolution7 August 2013 Matchstick Cats 304: The Next Big Thing9 August 2013 305: Something Something Breaking Bad Something16 August 2013 306: Breaking Badder16 August 2013 307: Amiss25 August 2013 308: Thumbs1 September 2013 309: Toilet Weapons10 September 2013 323: Jungles8 November 2013 331: Christmas Marvel16 December 2013 332: Erasure23 December 2013 333: Auditing Santa24 December 2013 334: Frankincense25 December 2013 374: Adam Carolla4 September 2014 375: Kofi’s Walk24 September 2014 376: Free World29 September 2014 377:8 October 2014 413: Schooling a President25 August 2015 415: Waste17 October 2015 414: Well (from 2015)26 April 2021 418: Re-emergence27 April 2021 419: `Philip with Two “L”s27 April 2021 420: Smell my Name27 April 2021 421: Something’s Changed27 April 2021 422: The Pink Panther Scandal27 April 2021 423: Multi-tasking in the Litter Tray27 April 2021 424: Where Kittens come From27 April 2021 425: Word Count27 April 2021 426: Before the Big Bang27 April 2021 427 The Truth about Fish Stocks27 April 2021 428: Baby Hitler27 April 2021 429: Cats in Cars27 April 2021 430: Judge Judy’s Stenographer27 April 2021 431: Arable Zoology27 April 2021 432: The Cornflake Woman27 April 2021 433: Tag-teaming the Dog27 April 2021 434: Doolittle’s Downfall27 April 2021 435: Rumpelstilskin27 April 2021 436: Best Laid Scams27 April 2021 437: McCauley’s Voice Broke30 April 2021 438: Henry Ford and the Chicken Soldier3 May 2021 439: The Religious Guy with the Hair3 May 2021 440: How Australians see Trees4 May 2021 441: Audience Ailments5 May 2021 442: Revisiting Mother Teresa6 May 2021 443: The Upstairs Bus Driver8 May 2021 444: Breaking Cat8 May 2021 445: Owl versus Superman9 May 2021 446 – Nostradamus on Cat Evolution10 May 2021 447: Remembering the Crash11 May 2021 448: That 2D Stuff16 May 2021 449: The Yeti20 May 2021 450: Truth is your Faeces21 May 2021 451: The Bee Keeper22 May 2021 452: Turning Heads22 May 2021 453: Litigation23 May 2021 454: Dark Vadar24 May 2021 455: Justin’s Right Eye25 May 2021 456: The Oracled the Hunchback of Notre Dame26 May 2021 457: Bootstraps28 May 2021 458: Talking to Plato29 May 2021 459: Where Puppets Come From29 May 2021 460: Philip’s Sixteen Sons31 May 2021 461: Let’s Get Tails1 June 2021 462: Placebo Stationery4 June 2021 463: Frankenstein versus Icarus6 June 2021 464: The Toilet Attendent7 June 2021 465: Cling Film Therapy8 June 2021 466: Vaccines and Rashers9 June 2021 467: Going Cartoonish13 June 2021 468: Goldilocks and the Duplicat16 June 2021 469: The Fallout Shelter18 June 2021 470: Benedict Humperdinck18 June 2021 471: Freddie Mercury’s Cat’s Lawyer19 June 2021 472: Cooking for Neil Armstrong19 June 2021 473: The Chess Game20 June 2021 474: Zombie Dalai Lama23 June 2021 475: Not Eating Woodstock24 June 2021 476: Your own personal Professor Stephen Hawking29 June 2021 477: Playing the Face30 June 2021 478: The [redacted] about [redacted] at the [redacted]2 July 2021 479: The Hovering Ambulance5 July 2021 480: The Miracle of the Sun and the Third Eye5 July 2021 481: The First Knife6 July 2021 482: Archduke Ferdinand7 July 2021 483: Character Development Masterclass10 July 2021 484: De Rigueur11 July 2021 485: The Fly Underpass12 July 2021 486: Egregore17 July 2021 487: Health and Safety19 July 2021 488: Not Calcutta19 July 2021 489: Not Grand Theft Auto20 July 2021 490: The Polling Station24 July 2021 491: Whizzer and Chips and Tobacco24 July 2021 492: George Lucas is not god, Philip25 July 2021 493: The Insider26 July 2021 494: The Sky Walker27 July 2021 495: Genetically Modified Crayfish2 August 2021 496: Long Story Short3 August 2021 497: Beggars can’t be Choosers4 August 2021 498: Big Bird’s Setback7 August 2021 499: The Sh*t is a Metaphor8 August 2021 500: Belvis Plays Belvis9 August 2021 501: What about Saturn?10 August 2021 502: The New Thing10 August 2021 503: The Stand-in11 August 2021 504: The Oscar Schindler Challenge14 August 2021 505: The Opposite of an Exorcist14 August 2021 506: The False Alarm16 August 2021 507: The Echo Chamber17 August 2021 508: Philip’s Mojo17 August 2021 509: Watching for Two20 August 2021 510: The Ultimate Flight Simulator21 August 2021 511: The Eggs Guy Thing22 August 2021 512: Batman’s Question23 August 2021 513: Just like Riding a Bike26 August 2021 514: Reinventing the Arena27 August 2021 515: Other People’s Moons28 August 2021 516: The Self Own29 August 2021 517: Tested on Animals1 September 2021 518: Three Simultaneous Spidermans2 September 2021 519: The Motion4 September 2021 520: ABBAtoir4 September 2021 521: The Style Guide8 September 2021 522: The Fall Guys9 September 2021 523: The Spoiler9 September 2021 524: Borrowing a Mona Lisa11 September 2021 525: Antique Time Machines12 September 2021 526: The Attenborough Giraffe13 September 2021 527: The Global Hallway14 September 2021 528: The Developing Storyline17 September 2021 529: Break Wind for “Yes”19 September 2021 530: Loosening the Soil20 September 2021 531: The Virologist21 September 2021 532: Dead Horse Illusion27 September 2021 533: Bear School4 October 2021 534: The Data Centre5 October 2021 535: Better Sell Caul7 October 2021 536: The Antagonist9 October 2021 537: The Frog Chorus13 October 2021 538: The Talk20 October 2021 539: Train Woman27 October 2021 540: Futures in Office Furniture29 October 2021 541: The Mask30 October 2021 542: The Sylvestor McCoy Biopic7 November 2021 543: The Arbychairer14 November 2021 544: Walter Kittens20 November 2021 545: Bathwater21 November 2021 546: Cursing versus Swearing28 November 2021 547: Cake and Crucifixion1 December 2021 548: Creative Indifferences3 December 2021 549: No, that was Ronald Reagan12 December 2021 550: The Dissociative Episode28 December 2021 551: Hairy New Year31 December 2021 552: After Hairy5 January 2022 553: The Agenda13 January 2022 554: Nobody Checks20 January 2022 555: The Pissantrist22 January 2022 556: Dante Mashed the Buttons27 January 2022 557: The Scab30 January 2022 558: Hypothethenuse3 February 2022 559: How to Cure Migraines6 February 2022 560: Fist Fights and a Pig11 February 2022 561: At Your Ten O’Clock13 February 2022 562: The Heckle17 February 2022 Matchstick Cats 563: The Street Name20 February 2022 564: The Buffer25 February 2022 565: The Resignation26 February 2022 566: I’ll Get Right on to Hertz2 March 2022 567: The Perry Mason Drill9 March 2022 568: World Wars III through V12 March 2022 569: The Effigy19 March 2022 570: Munching the Numbers25 March 2022 571: Timmy got Stuck down the Well28 March 2022 572: The Road to Hell2 April 2022 573: Name Twelve Kardashians5 April 2022 574: The Pet Elephant12 April 2022 575: Last Supper Catering16 April 2022 576: Gout Club20 April 2022 577: The Blimp30 April 2022 578: The Communal Crane9 May 2022 579: The Scoop16 May 2022 580: The Windbreak Giveaway18 May 2022 581: The Second Horse23 May 2022 582: They Travel in Flocks1 June 2022 583 A Grounded Hog19 June 2022 584: The Dog Delusion25 June 2022 585: Leopardcy Masks7 July 2022 586: Drowing in Milk9 July 2022 587: Candy Floss Ration13 July 2022 588: The Laurel and Hardy Solution22 July 2022 589: Finding the Runt24 July 2022 590: Vets with Paws31 July 2022 591: Auntie Nature12 August 2022 592: The Goldilocks Approach3 September 2022 593: Neil deGrassi High20 September 2022 594: The Dense Life30 September 2022 596: Constructing the Batman11 October 2022 597: Brain Price Index16 October 2022 598: The Control Group25 October 2022 Matchsitck Cats 599: The Hunger Strikes27 October 2022 Matchstick Cats 600: Fixing Philip’s Mom31 October 2022 Matchstick Cats 601: Two Cats Walk into a Bar6 November 2022 Matchstick Cats 602: The Hermit12 November 2022 603: Matchstick Cats 603: Show that Dare not Speak it’s Name13 November 2022 Matchstick Cats 604: Exactly the Moon20 November 2022 Matchstick Cats 605: The Nacular17 December 2022 Matchstick Cats 606: Christmas Spectacular 202224 December 2022 Matchstick Cats 607: Rock, Paper, Scissors26 December 2022 Matchstick Cats 608: Bunk Baths (Patent Pending)11 January 2023 Matchstick Cats 609: The Pet Peeve21 January 2023 Matchstick Cats 610: The Therapy27 January 2023 Matchstick Cats 611: The Super-Retainer3 February 2023 Matchstick Cats 612: Whiskers News5 February 2023 Matchstick Cats 613: Pancake Philosophy12 February 2023 Matchstick Cats 614: The Situation19 February 2023 Matchstick Cats 615: The Drawing Board3 March 2023 Matchstick Cats 616: The Angela Lansbury Question6 March 2023 Matchstick Cats 617: Adhesivity9 April 2023 Matchstick Cats 618: The Mistake16 April 2023 Matchstick Cats 619: They’re Picturing us Naked22 April 2023 Matchstick Cats 620: The Change5 May 2023 Matchstick Cats 621: Burning Carpet13 May 2023 Matchstick Cats 622: Russian Roulette Table22 May 2023 Matchstick Cats 623: The Dog Anecdote27 May 2023 Matchstick Cats 624: Our Flightless Brethren2 June 2023 Matchstick Cats 625: The Elephant Strike7 June 2023 Matchstick Cats 626: About the Reader10 June 2023 Matchstick Cats 627: Why Dilbert got Cancelled12 June 2023 Matchstick Cats 628: All Owl, All the Time17 June 2023 Matchstick Cats 629: The Free Lunch23 June 2023 Matchstick Cats 630: The Virus26 June 2023 Matchstick Cats 631: William H Macey on a Drinking Straw1 July 2023 Matchstick Cats 632: The Finishing School10 July 2023 Matchstick Cats 633: The Down Time16 July 2023 Matchstick Cats 634: Bidet Zombie Ghostbuster22 July 2023 Matchstick Cats 635: How to eat your own head29 July 2023 Matchstick Cats 636: Patreon Saint of Birds1 August 2023 Matchstick Cats 637: Return of the Spoiler Police7 August 2023 Matchstick Cats 638: The Curiosity14 August 2023 Matchstick Cats 639: Divers, Climbers and Astronauts24 August 2023 Matchstick Cats 640: The Phenomenon3 September 2023 Matchstick Cats 641: The Yawning4 September 2023 Matchstick Cats 642: The Brouhaha7 September 2023 Matchstick Cats 643: Life on Death Row11 September 2023 Matchstick Cats 644: The Ear Worm14 December 2023 Matchstick Cats 645: Superman’s Diet28 January 2024 Matchstick Cats 646: Naming the Shrew9 February 2024 Matchstick Cats 647: The True Back of a Dog18 February 2024 Matchstick Cats 648: The Other Half10 July 2024 Matchstick Cats 649: The Bot15 July 2024 Matchstick Cats 650: The Triggering18 July 2024 Matchstick Cats 651: Follicle Mass19 July 2024 Matchstick Cats 652: Planet of the Crowbars27 July 2024 Matchstick Cats 653: Artificial Unintelligence5 August 2024 Matchstick Cats 654: Albatross4 September 2024 Matchstick Cats 655: Scent5 September 2024 Matchstick Cats 656: Trust6 September 2024 Matchstick Cats 657: Ozzie12 September 2024 Matchstick Cats 658: How to Hide a Superman13 September 2024 Matchstick Cats 659: Reset15 September 2024 Matchstick Cats 660: The Roger Taylor Problem4 October 2024 Matchstick Cats 661: Indulgence5 October 2024 Matchstick Cats 662: Mutiny28 October 2024 Matchstick Cats 663: Bubble12 November 2024 Matchstick Cats 664: Mandela Effect17 November 2024 Matchsick Cats 665: Throwing a Woke20 November 2024 Matchstick Cats 666: The Good Point14 December 2024 Matchstick Cats 667: Tomorrow31 December 2024 Matchstick Cats 668: Day Trader9 January 2025 Matchstick Cats 669: Angelus1 February 2025 Matchstick Cats 670: Understaff4 February 2025 Matchstick Cats 671: Improv14 February 2025 Matchstick Cats 672: Waiting for Gomphotheriidae28 February 2025 Matchstick Cats 673: Cat Names Thesaurus14 March 2025 Matchstick Cats 674: Rainy Day Retort23 March 2025 Matchstick Cats 675: The Composite Character23 April 2025 Matchstick Cats 676: Old Habits26 April 2025 To read from episode 1 in chronological order (a courageous endeavour), start here then use the “next post” button at the bottom.