Ebook: A Selection of Original Modern Nonsense Verse by Neal O’Carroll A small collection of nonsense poems for adults, mostly from a short phase in the mid 2000s. I’d quite like to get back into writing these. What drugs should I take? Collectors’ Note: There will always be is at least one typo remaining in the eBook, so get your rare collectable faulty edition while you can. Unless I finally found them all this time, in which case you’re out of luck. Free e-Book: Download ePub (e-Book) Also on Archive.org or PDF Version Below Your Reading Level? Try These: Writings – A to Z: A Selection of Modern Nonsense Verse – Free eBook by Neal O’Carroll About the Nike Worm, God and That Thing on the Moon All Bill Gates’ Fault An Apology, Tom Petty and a Cat who Cleans Windows Anyway, Back to the Anteaters At Least JFK had Access to Proper Libraries Basements and Your Cat Biting Furry Ass for Canada Breaking the law is Already Illegal Carbonated Bananas and Catswinging Crossing the Road on Piano Dick Whittington’s Cat’s Ass Dirty little secret the statisticians don’t want you to know Editoral: We Need to LIsten to Pigs when they Talk about Sausages Emergency Wikipedia Substitute Facts Facts about Ostriches, Eskimos and Camels First ever blasphemous Two Cats walk into a Bar story Goldilocks and the OJ Simpson trial Gorrila Shaped Clouds and the Fire Brigade Hans Christian Anderson’s Great Grandchildren How I came to Hate Elephants How to kill two birds with one stone How to Play the Banjo: Parts 1 and 2 Hypocricy on the Bedroom Curtains In which two cats walk into a bar and I admire Noah In which two cats walk into a bar, but one of them is dead Interpreting History through Parrots Is Cloud Nine Being Downgraded? It’s All Bill Gates’ Fault Johnny Cash and the Big Black Things in Space (illustrated) Killing the Laurel Legislating for Marmalade Paws Life in a Bank Vault Life without a Belly Button Martin Scorcese and Margarine Flies Miss Piggy must not be allowed Control Space Time My First Website My Time in Jail Neal’s Construction and Interior Design Tips Octopuses are Right to Shun Milk On Chernobyl and Modified Pets On Elephants and Placebos On Fashion and Incorrect Breakfasts On Glass Ceilings and the Monkey Puzzle Blues Photocopying and General Existence Tips Plans for my Partial Death Post Christmas Recipies Problem with the Cheese Reagan, Barcats and 7up Reconstituted Sea Water Red Bull Cola Motoring Politics Red Chedder cheese and the Heimlick Maneouver Sardine Manufacturers have got it all wrong Schizophrenia’s part in my Imaginary Friend’s Downfall Self Perpetuating Moth September 11th 1999 Sir Walter Raleigh was an Asshole Sitting on the Fence So-Called Coffee Cake Consumption Norms Some asshole is trying to invent a new type of Tsunami. Right now. Stretching Yourself the Old Fashioned Way Suffer not the vulgar fools who superfleursise constinents Tale of deviant pigs, paraquat, Woody Allen, Leonardo de Caprio, second coming of Christ and two cats in a bar Tantric Popcorn; International War Crimes Convention, the Ten K Runs from the Post Office The Case for Vegetarian T-Shirts The Clerical Error The Edgy Phase: Too soon to make fun of that fuckhead, Christopher Reeve? Okay, how about Jim Henson? The Fallopian Tube of My Mind The Problem with Creme Eggs The Veteran Army Vet who looks after Veterans This Site will not Stand in the way of your Cheeses and Omelettes Turnips and the Aviation Industry Two cats break into a matchstick factory Two cats walk out of a bar in disgust. Also Banjos Two Cats who got Replaced by a Clown Two Cats, a Bar and a lonely Wasp Two Cats, a Steam Train and a Criminal Investigation Vague thing about Monkey and Crayons Vomitoriums and the legal system When Orangeade goes Underground Why Cats can’t use Anti-perspirants, and I’m not an alcoholic Why Cats Like Fish Why Cats need to Shave their own Sheep Why Chefs Can’t Fly and Horses get Shot Why Cucumber Eaters can’t get Mortgages | More Writings | | Get the full podcast anywhere |Follow for Shorts on YT | Insta | TikTok |Shows are also on Archive.org & ONSUG