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Extended episode! Why children should be given coffee, the Rules of the Road through the eyes of a dog, making capsules from piss, midnight postal deliveries, the Cat Inter-Estate Highway, glorifying water, defining indefinable, podcast openings, facial openings, some news about the word antidisestablishmentarianism, legislating for cat marmalade, carousels versus arousal and lots more.

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Fakely disposable mugs, sexing an inanimate object, tracing the word vomit, how to prepare your home for fossilisation, why it’s not really January, SIC versus LIC, a Town Hall McDonald’s, questioning Satanism, having the Universe assessed by a third party, why new year’s resolutions fail, beginnings, middles and ends, insects who swear and more.