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- So-Called Coffee Cake Consumption Norms
- How to Play the Banjo: Parts 1 and 2
- My First Website
- On Chernobyl and Modified Pets
- Sháinne Greoige Scripts: – 1 of 2014: Newspapers 3
- Sháinne Greoige Scripts: – 3 of 2013: Newspapers 2
- Sháinne Greoige Scripts: – 2 of 2013: Newspapers 1
- Sháinne Greoige Scripts: 1 of 2013
- Collection: The Sháinne Greoige Scripts
- Sháinne Greoige Scripts: 5 of 2012
- Sháinne Greoige Scripts: 4 of 2012
- Sháinne Greoige Scripts: 2 of 2012
- Sháinne Greoige Scripts: 1 of 2012
- Sháinne Greoige Scripts: 3 of 2012
- Collection: Bowsy’s Complete Works
- The Case for Vegetarian T-Shirts
- How I came to Hate Elephants
- Photocopying and General Existence Tips
- Neal’s Construction and Interior Design Tips
- Interpreting History through Parrots
- Facts about Ostriches, Eskimos and Camels
- The Problem with Creme Eggs
- Vomitoriums and the legal system
- Red Bull Cola Motoring Politics
- Anyway, Back to the Anteaters
- Sitting on the Fence
- Two cats break into a matchstick factory
- First ever blasphemous Two Cats walk into a Bar story
- Emergency Wikipedia Substitute Facts
- Why Cucumber Eaters can’t get Mortgages
- Post Christmas Recipies
- Self Perpetuating Moth
- Octopuses are Right to Shun Milk
- The Edgy Phase: Too soon to make fun of that fuckhead, Christopher Reeve? Okay, how about Jim Henson?
- Turnips and the Aviation Industry
- Suffer not the vulgar fools who superfleursise constinents
- Johnny Cash and the Big Black Things in Space (illustrated)
- September 11th 1999
- Plans for my Partial Death
- A Nike worm, God and that thing on the Moon
- Some asshole is trying to invent a new type of Tsunami. Right now.
- Tale of deviant pigs, paraquat, Woody Allen, Leonardo de Caprio, second coming of Christ and two cats in a bar
- An Apology, Tom Petty and a Cat who Cleans Windows
- Bowsy’s Yes I do Shit in the Woods
- At Least JFK had Access to Proper Libraries
- Carbonated Bananas and Catswinging
- The Veteran Army Vet who looks after Veterans
- How to kill two birds with one stone
- Editoral: We Need to LIsten to Pigs when they Talk about Sausages
- Miss Piggy must not be allowed Control Space Time
- Why Cats Like Fish
- Sir Walter Raleigh was an Asshole
- Dirty little secret the statisticians don’t want you to know
- This Site will not Stand in the way of your Cheeses and Omelettes
- Page of Fine Poetry
- Problem with the Cheese
- Bowsy’s Good god how are we going to tell our sheep apart?
- Schizophrenia’s part in my Imaginary Friend’s Downfall
- Life without a Belly Button
- The Clerical Error
- It’s All Bill Gates’ Fault
- All Bill Gates’ Fault
- Reconstituted Sea Water
- The Fallopian Tube of My Mind
- Bowsy’s Theory of Non Existence
- Bowsy’s Christ you Humans are Dumb II
- Breaking the law is Already Illegal
- Bowsy’s An (Axl) Rose by any Other Name
- Why Cats can’t use Anti-perspirants, and I’m not an alcoholic
- Tantric Popcorn; International War Crimes Convention, the
- Two Cats, a Bar and a lonely Wasp
- Bowsy’s Christ you Humans are Dumb
- Biting Furry Ass for Canada
- Two cats walk out of a bar in disgust. Also Banjos
- Two Cats who got Replaced by a Clown
- Why Chefs Can’t Fly and Horses get Shot
- In which two cats walk into a bar, but one of them is dead
- My Time in Jail
- Sardine Manufacturers have got it all wrong
- Gorrila Shaped Clouds and the Fire Brigade
- Basements and Your Cat
- On Glass Ceilings and the Monkey Puzzle Blues
- Dick Whittington’s Cat’s Ass
- Goldilocks and the OJ Simpson trial
- In which two cats walk into a bar and I admire Noah
- Is Cloud Nine Being Downgraded?
- Stretching Yourself the Old Fashioned Way
- Ten K Runs from the Post Office
- Red Chedder cheese and the Heimlick Maneouver
- Killing the Laurel
- Hans Christian Anderson’s Great Grandchildren
- Two Cats, a Steam Train and a Criminal Investigation
- Martin Scorcese and Margarine Flies
- Legislating for Marmalade Paws
- Crossing the Road on Piano
- Vague thing about Monkey and Crayons
- Life in a Bank Vault
- Hypocricy on the Bedroom Curtains
- Why Cats need to Shave their own Sheep
- On Fashion and Incorrect Breakfasts
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