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- A Nike worm, God and that thing on the Moon
- All Bill Gates’ Fault
- An Apology, Tom Petty and a Cat who Cleans Windows
- Anyway, Back to the Anteaters
- At Least JFK had Access to Proper Libraries
- Basements and Your Cat
- Biting Furry Ass for Canada
- Breaking the law is Already Illegal
- Carbonated Bananas and Catswinging
- Collection: Bowsy’s Complete Works
- Collection: The Sháinne Greoige Scripts
- Crossing the Road on Piano
- Dick Whittington’s Cat’s Ass
- Dirty little secret the statisticians don’t want you to know
- Editoral: We Need to LIsten to Pigs when they Talk about Sausages
- Emergency Wikipedia Substitute Facts
- Facts about Ostriches, Eskimos and Camels
- First ever blasphemous Two Cats walk into a Bar story
- Goldilocks and the OJ Simpson trial
- Gorrila Shaped Clouds and the Fire Brigade
- Hans Christian Anderson’s Great Grandchildren
- How I came to Hate Elephants
- How to kill two birds with one stone
- How to Play the Banjo: Parts 1 and 2
- Hypocricy on the Bedroom Curtains
- In which two cats walk into a bar and I admire Noah
- In which two cats walk into a bar, but one of them is dead
- Interpreting History through Parrots
- Is Cloud Nine Being Downgraded?
- It’s All Bill Gates’ Fault
- Johnny Cash and the Big Black Things in Space (illustrated)
- Killing the Laurel
- Legislating for Marmalade Paws
- Life in a Bank Vault
- Life without a Belly Button
- Martin Scorcese and Margarine Flies
- Miss Piggy must not be allowed Control Space Time
- My First Website
- My Time in Jail
- Neal’s Construction and Interior Design Tips
- Octopuses are Right to Shun Milk
- On Chernobyl and Modified Pets
- On Elephants and Placebos
- On Fashion and Incorrect Breakfasts
- On Glass Ceilings and the Monkey Puzzle Blues
- Page of Fine Poetry
- Photocopying and General Existence Tips
- Plans for my Partial Death
- Post Christmas Recipies
- Problem with the Cheese
- Reagan, Barcats and 7up
- Reconstituted Sea Water
- Red Bull Cola Motoring Politics
- Red Chedder cheese and the Heimlick Maneouver
- Sardine Manufacturers have got it all wrong
- Schizophrenia’s part in my Imaginary Friend’s Downfall
- Self Perpetuating Moth
- September 11th 1999
- Sir Walter Raleigh was an Asshole
- Sitting on the Fence
- So-Called Coffee Cake Consumption Norms
- Some asshole is trying to invent a new type of Tsunami. Right now.
- Stretching Yourself the Old Fashioned Way
- Suffer not the vulgar fools who superfleursise constinents
- Tale of deviant pigs, paraquat, Woody Allen, Leonardo de Caprio, second coming of Christ and two cats in a bar
- Tantric Popcorn; International War Crimes Convention, the
- Ten K Runs from the Post Office
- The Case for Vegetarian T-Shirts
- The Clerical Error
- The Edgy Phase: Too soon to make fun of that fuckhead, Christopher Reeve? Okay, how about Jim Henson?
- The Fallopian Tube of My Mind
- The Problem with Creme Eggs
- The Veteran Army Vet who looks after Veterans
- This Site will not Stand in the way of your Cheeses and Omelettes
- Turnips and the Aviation Industry
- Two cats break into a matchstick factory
- Two cats walk out of a bar in disgust. Also Banjos
- Two Cats who got Replaced by a Clown
- Two Cats, a Bar and a lonely Wasp
- Two Cats, a Steam Train and a Criminal Investigation
- Vague thing about Monkey and Crayons
- Vomitoriums and the legal system
- When Orangeade goes Underground
- Why Cats can’t use Anti-perspirants, and I’m not an alcoholic
- Why Cats Like Fish
- Why Cats need to Shave their own Sheep
- Why Chefs Can’t Fly and Horses get Shot
- Why Cucumber Eaters can’t get Mortgages
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